Being gay isn’t easy. Take it from me, so I’ve boiled it down to a few simple step to fabulize yourself overnight.
Step 1. Like other men
Step 2. Choose an arch-nemesis
Step 3. Yell a lot
Stuff Gay Men Like:
- Christian Louboutin Pumps
- Blonde things
- Music from childhood, especially TLC, Mariah and motown hits
- Diet Coke and low-carb renditions of popular consumption items
- Hair gel and/or spray
- Cologne
- Red-carpet events
- Other gay men (unless they are in a dramatic version of a straight fight)
