How-To

Being gay isn’t easy. Take it from me, so I’ve boiled it down to a few simple step to fabulize yourself overnight.

Step 1. Like other men

Step 2. Choose an arch-nemesis

Step 3. Yell a lot

Stuff Gay Men Like:

  • Christian Louboutin Pumps
  • Blonde things
  • Music from childhood, especially TLC, Mariah and motown hits
  • Diet Coke and low-carb renditions of popular consumption items
  • Hair gel and/or spray
  • Cologne
  • Red-carpet events
  • Other gay men (unless they are in a dramatic version of a straight fight)
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